My day was mainly uneventful. Just a bunch of driving to and from doctors appointments and packing to move to Wintergreen on Thursday. But I have to tell you what happened on the way home from my last appointment today! [This actually happened! No joke!]
I was jamming out to my surfing play list on the way home [just to clarify, when I say jamming out I mean singing at the top of my lungs, dancing, and most likely looking completely ridiculous!] I'm singing 'Red Red Wine' by UB40 as I pull up to this stop light [singing = more like one of those wolfs that howls at the moon]. Next to me there is this minivan [soccer mom!] with not one but three Christmas threes on its roof! I was kinda impressed that they managed to get three Christmas trees on the top of their car. The kids in the backseat of the car looked like they were singing Christmas music. I looked away after a couple of seconds, returning to my 'Red Red Wine'. But when I looked back over I did a double take for the tree that was on top is now lying in between our cars. When I look back up at the other two trees I see two squirrels!! My mouth just dropped in shock and my eyes bulged with excitement honestly I didn't know what to think. I was already on the edge of bursting out laughing but what happened next just sent me doubled over laughing to the point I was literally about to pee my pants! The soccer mom for some reason thought it would be a good idea to open the sun roof to get a better look and count her trees I guess. Well this wasn't a good idea for as soon as she opens it, I saw a little furry gray animal scurry into her car! The mom is now screaming at the top of her lungs, the kids look like they were having a spaz attack with body parts flailing every which way [their defense tactic against the squirrel]! The squirrel was running and bouncing around the car frantically trying to escape what he fell into. The little girl in the back rolled down her window and the squirrel did not hesitate one second before flying out that window [I swear I have never seen a squirrel move like that before! It was like a bullet!]. The family stopped screaming and 'Jingle Bell Rock' filled the silence. The mom looked over at me in my car dying of laughter and then she herself started laughing! We both got out of our cars and tried to get the third three back on the car. After three failed attempts and many pine needless to the face a two guys got out of their cars and helped us put the tree back. They didn't say anything but you could tell from their faces that they had been extremely amused by the whole situation. Three or four car honks later we were on our way and it was like nothing had ever happened.
I don't know if I did the story justice but holy shit was it a sight! So unbelievably funny!
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